Just gotta love this. The Privacy Destroyer doesn't trust his closest friends enough to tell them he's getting married. So after NINE years of dating, the wedding is the day after his bilions-producing IPO. The Forbes article calls out the horribleness of being outed on facebook before it's appropriate. That is why I will never "announce" anything that means anything real to me on Facebook. Ever. And we were wasting all that time worrying about the other guy's tax dodge.

Is it me - or why would anyone wait nine years to get married? Seriously. And not to mention the irony of his need for privacy while not giving a shit about anyone else's. Sigh.